Is there really a Valentine? Did he want to be remembered by a box of chocolates or a stuffed teddy bear? We may never know, but one thing is for certain: A lot of people have fear of Valentine’s Day.
For those of us on the other end of the love spectrum, may we present 14 of the worst Valentine’s gift ideas maybe ever. These presents will tell your special someone that you’ve thrown in the towel and couldn’t care less.
14 Valentine’s Day Gifts That Tell Your BF/GF “It’s Over”
1 . It’s Meat!” jerky box.
Nothing says “f*ck me gently with a chainsaw” like a “Surprise,
Yes, it does look like that’s one person mercilessly strangling another. And yes, that will happen to you if you gift this to your BF/GF.
3. Uncommon Goods
Kind of adorable, mostly disconcerting!
This way when you break up you know there’ll be something personalized in the nearest landfill.
6. There Will Be Buttons Pinback Button
This little guy sends one hell of a mixed message. Who knows what you’re into!
7. Style For Miles Jewelry FitBit Bracelet
The subtext is, “Just keep riding until you drop off that cliff up ahead, because I never want to see you again.”
9.Valentine’s Day Controller
10.Papi Jock Strap
11. Pillow Cases
The idea of these is very sweet, but they’re far better suited for a little kid’s bedroom than your own.
12.Uncommon Goods Shot To The Heart
This unintentionally macabre “shot to the heart” desk accessory is just what the witch doctor ordered.
13. Knife Holder Set
Who has time for subtlety, anyway?
14.Uncommon Goods Heart In Hand